One day men and women will have sex with their minds.

Mind. Blown.

Imagine getting the same pleasure you got from the best sex you’ve ever had without worrying about body fluids, protection, and the after-sex inanities.
This day may never come, and for me I find it sad indeed. For a single woman who isn’t in a relationship and has a healthy sex appetite, having sex is a lot more complicated than you’d imagine.

Do you have sex with your male friend? Won’t that make things weird? How about a friend with benefits? You tried that once and there was feelings caught and you ended being cast as the Karashika of the story. You’re not ready to risk you peace of mind again.

How about one night stands? Lol. You see all those stories about meeting a random guy at the club and going back to his place/your place/a hotel to have mind-blowing sex? Exceptions to the rule. You’re more likely to end up with a guy who comes before he starts, a guy who thinks pounding is all there is to sex or one who thinks your breasts are a dough mix. No one has to time to have several bad experiences in a bid to find the one that satisfies.

There’s also the added complication of being one of those people who need to have a mental attraction to someone before dropping dross. There are men like that, like the ex with whom you shared all these intense conversations (not even remotely sexual) that left you so horny you were the one coming before you start. Too bad he turned out to be a cheat.

Maybe you should call him. You have this history, your bodies know each other and it’ll be easier than trying to make a new connection. But then, you know without a doubt it can never be just sex between you too. Someone, most likely you is going to get hurt. Again.

Sex toys nko? How didn’t you think about that? Oh wait, did you? You ordered that dildo from your friend on instagram and googled ‘how to use a dildo’. You tried it out: mood music, sexy lingerie, images of Benedict Cumberbatch flitting across your screen (not everyone likes Idris Elba please). Yet it did not work for you. You suspect your wiring for effective self-pleasuring is faulty. Or all the fire and brimstone sermons about masturbation from when you were younger have put a mental block in your head.

What is a woman to do? Dream that one day men and women will have sex with their minds. All you’d need to do is connect to a portal and find someone the system says is compatible to you and all you both need to is tell each other all the things you want to do to each other and your brains are stimulated as if you really were doing those things.

Mind. Blown.