How it feels to be a Young Husband in Nigeria
When nobody asks “how are you” anymore but it is now, how is the family?
When the debit alerts start rolling in at the end of the month for sms charges and COT
When the DSTV, internet and PHCN units finish at the same time
When you walk into the lingerie shop alone
How your wife be when you get home late from a “business meeting”
How the pharmacist looks at you when you are buying condom while wearing your ring
When you notice that babe subbing married men about being in her DMs
When the car stops on the road with your family inside and you cannot fly okada and abandon it there
When armed robbers are in the neighbourhood but your wife is still sleeping
How the gateman at the office greets you after you resume from honeymoon
When pastor is preaching “husband love your wives” and madam is nudging you
When the insurance people come to sell you child insurance upon all your direct debits
When the police hail you as Alhaji Dangote the day you manage to wear ironed native
When your wife is pregnant with twins within one month of marriage and your office people are hailing you as the culprit responsible
When you come home from work and food is not ready
When single men come to you for advice on how to choose marriage partner
When your wife is adding items to your groceries shopping list
When your sidechic tells you she is 3 days late
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Sorry if this made you laugh in public. Had to do this imitation of one of my fave blogs.
This is one of the funniest stuff i’ve read all week. Good job!!!
Thank you for reading!
zikoko right??? lol. I do this to newly married guys sha.. it can’t be helped
Evil person
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! Brilliant!!
Lmao! Uncle Efe you can’t kill us!
No please lol
Oh God! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This killed me!
I love this illustration. As a young husband eeeh! No be small change oooo.
Everything around me seems to be draining the pocket and some dudes will be coming to me for advise on selection of wives and marriage preparation.
For my mind eeeeh, this guys never know wetin them wan enter inside with their own legs.
God helep man pikin.
Amen.
Nice one ,
What kind of morning is this? I’ve been reeling with laughter hia. I see my guy Sarkodie made the cut. Hahaha